You know you’ve seen too much porn in a day when you look at a photo like this and think “nice kitchen”. Never work in the porn business. You start thinking like this at 9.05. Trust me.
Dita von Tease, apparently. Fecking gorgeous…
I’m too tired right now to work out which of the awful puns going through my head are decent and which ones aren’t…
(Source: keepcalmblowtrees)
I’ve got just over 200 posts queued up to keep you pervs happy while I go to do exams, and I’m feeling a bit guilty about how many of the posts have come from OneFromTheBottomAndTwoFromTheTop. If you haven’t already, go follow her. Not in that way…
By the way, how fucking cute are those knickers…?
<insert joke about a woman knowing her place>
Nice kitchen table…
That’s not really her cat… she’s not covered in scratches.
Nice kitchen. I’ll take two. And one of her.
Seriously love, that kitchen looks older than you are…
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no correlation is about beautiful women doing beautiful things. The only link is whatever catches my eye. But I do have an eye for redheads, bondage and the outdoors. A redhead tied up in public is pretty much a perfect storm of porn.The only restriction here is that the subject must have been happy that they were being photographed. You'll find no 'candids' or voyeur shots here.
Finally, I tend to archive binge, so if everything looks too similar, try going back a page or two...
